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by Jaster
Mon Oct 29, 2018 8:00 am
Forum: General Socialization
Topic: Character Name Pronounciation
Replies: 37
Views: 2895

Re: Character Name Pronounciation

Man, I've been pronouncing Kiyaani wrong this whole time:

Kiyaani - Kee-on-oo-reeves
by Jaster
Mon Oct 29, 2018 7:56 am
Forum: Technical Stuff
Topic: Web-based clients
Replies: 1
Views: 359

Re: Web-based clients

Mud Portal is what mudconnect.com is using currently, and if you access CLOK's listing on mudconnect, you can get Mud Portal to connect by clicking the "Play now" button. It has triggers, aliases, and macros, but for the life of me I can't figure out how to get them to work. This is how I've been co...
by Jaster
Thu Oct 11, 2018 1:30 pm
Forum: Feature Requests and Suggestions
Topic: Sitting in flooded rooms
Replies: 3
Views: 197

Re: Sitting in flooded rooms

Not to mention the quagmire of a swamp wouldn't exactly hold a chair. The legs would sink pretty quickly from your body-weight, and you'd definitely have to fight to get your chair back at that point. When I was a kidling, my dad lived close to a swamp and I remember a few times him taking me and my...
by Jaster
Fri Oct 05, 2018 7:46 am
Forum: Monastic Order
Topic: Monks under review
Replies: 11
Views: 1739

Re: Monks under review

I personally think it would be cool if the "banish nethrim" effect was only active with the monk holding a channel of thaumaturgy, causing them to flee from the monk any time they are in the same room. Of course, this would mean the monk would have to lose constant stamina to holding the channel to ...
by Jaster
Wed Oct 03, 2018 11:36 am
Forum: The Elemancers
Topic: Easy Trigger for Staves and Wands
Replies: 3
Views: 339

Re: Easy Trigger for Staves and Wands

This is great... but I like to picture my fire as bluish white, and my water as green. My water is an earthy, mossy water, hence the green coloring. The geomancy and aeromancy colors work for me though.
by Jaster
Wed Sep 19, 2018 10:02 am
Forum: Weapons
Topic: Whip Mastery
Replies: 8
Views: 4474

Re: Whip Mastery

New Ability: Whip it real good. "After long hours of study and contemplation, you have come to the conclusion that self-asphyxiation by wrapping your whip around your neck is good... it's real good." NOTE: At the cost of reduced perception, this ability will boost your natural damage resistance by p...
by Jaster
Wed Sep 19, 2018 9:59 am
Forum: Creatures
Topic: Meat from Critters
Replies: 3
Views: 1173

Re: Meat from Critters

I'll take a wild guess, it kobe because you're not me.
by Jaster
Tue Sep 18, 2018 10:08 am
Forum: Creatures
Topic: Meat from Critters
Replies: 3
Views: 1173

Re: Meat from Critters

Meanwhile... a bison gives one meat with several bites already taken out.

We should stop petting them and start massaging. Let's marble that meat, people!
by Jaster
Thu Aug 23, 2018 8:19 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: For Humor
Replies: 548
Views: 76461

Re: For Humor

Surely, a tale that should sit next to "The Legend of the Frigid Cuirass" in the Annals of All Legendary Stories of Legend and Legendary Yore and Stuff and Things - coming soon to a shady bookseller near you.
by Jaster
Tue Aug 21, 2018 9:18 am
Forum: Feature Requests and Suggestions
Topic: empty/discard message for powderhorns
Replies: 1
Views: 164

Re: empty/discard message for powderhorns

"Seeing that was the last of the powder, you point your unloaded firearm at an infested carrier, saying, 'Pew pew!'"
by Jaster
Fri Aug 03, 2018 6:47 am
Forum: Brotherhood of the Fist
Topic: Suggested guild ability: Sucker Punch
Replies: 1
Views: 212

Re: Suggested guild ability: Sucker Punch

So.. Kidneyshot, right?
by Jaster
Thu Jul 26, 2018 9:31 am
Forum: General Socialization
Topic: Happy valentines all
Replies: 2
Views: 1209

Re: Happy valentines all

Thanks!
by Jaster
Wed May 30, 2018 10:15 am
Forum: Feature Requests and Suggestions
Topic: Offensive Tactics Buff
Replies: 5
Views: 557

Re: Offensive Tactics Buff

Jaster was always in a perpetual state of tactics dodge, but I would often use tactics offense to great effect to turn the tide of battle on my mercenary characters. Then, I also developed the turtle style of fighting using two great shields - try to penetrate me, bro. These things are easier when y...
by Jaster
Wed May 16, 2018 7:18 am
Forum: Feature Requests and Suggestions
Topic: Hurlable forageable pine cones
Replies: 7
Views: 509

Re: Hurlable forageable pine cones

While we only have snow sometimes, we have enough horses that things to throw should never be in short supply I've not seen poop on CLOK in years, well, at least 3 or so. I have wondered why because although unpleasant, it does add levity and fun to the game. :) :) As for the pine cones...absolutel...
by Jaster
Mon May 07, 2018 9:45 am
Forum: Feature Requests and Suggestions
Topic: saddle-bags instead of saddlebags
Replies: 5
Views: 305

Re: saddle-bags instead of saddlebags

Kent wrote:
Mon May 07, 2018 12:03 am
merchants are never around when required, or else if they are, they are only customizing charms and body art and not things a real old* adventurer needs.
It seems you made a typo, Kent. Don't worry, I fixed it for you! #helpnabrothaout #dontmentionit #yourewelcome
by Jaster
Tue May 01, 2018 7:02 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Useful tips.
Replies: 39
Views: 6399

Re: Useful tips.

Useful tip #1337: For a good time, pet the bison.
by Jaster
Wed Apr 18, 2018 9:34 am
Forum: Roleplaying Feedback and Shout-Outs
Topic: Giving thanks
Replies: 5
Views: 491

Re: Giving thanks

jilliana wrote:I always enjoy RP with you, Eve. You're so much fun and drama free. So refreshing!
The time immemorial debate on "cookies" vs. "biscuits" is loaded with dramatic tension.
by Jaster
Mon Mar 26, 2018 10:23 am
Forum: General Socialization
Topic: A few small ooc updates
Replies: 19
Views: 994

Re: A few small ooc updates

As a medical provider with a great interest in mental health, I would be remiss if I didn't share this with you and everyone else, Artus. It doesn't appear by your BBS profile that you're in the United States, but hopefully you can use some of the below information to connect with someone specializi...
by Jaster
Tue Jan 30, 2018 11:17 am
Forum: Mistral Lake
Topic: forces on the roads
Replies: 8
Views: 2208

Re: forces on the roads

Maybe I should start playing again. I'd be happy to tell the Dominion where they can shove it. #anti-establishment
by Jaster
Fri Jan 19, 2018 11:49 am
Forum: Feature Requests and Suggestions
Topic: Make all small sheathes closable by default.
Replies: 14
Views: 828

Re: Make all small sheathes closable by default.

By that argument, you wouldn't be able to snatch a man's money belt right out of his belt loops either, but it happens every day in real life.

If you want to counter pickpocketing in all its forms, train your perception skill. It seems like you're just looking for an easy out.
by Jaster
Fri Jan 19, 2018 6:39 am
Forum: Feature Requests and Suggestions
Topic: Make all small sheathes closable by default.
Replies: 14
Views: 828

Re: Make all small sheathes closable by default.

I'm personally of the mind that a skilled pickpocket would be able to open any closed sheath, backpack, or other container on a person without it being realized. So I would argue that there should be an ability to open other peoples closed containers.
by Jaster
Sat Nov 11, 2017 11:43 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Being a Better Person
Replies: 6
Views: 517

Re: Being a Better Person

I never joke.
by Jaster
Tue Oct 03, 2017 7:57 am
Forum: General Professions
Topic: New professions?
Replies: 12
Views: 2015

Re: New professions?

Image

Purring.
by Jaster
Tue Jun 20, 2017 8:33 am
Forum: Shadgard
Topic: Shadgard and Utasa
Replies: 3
Views: 1550

Re: Shadgard and Utasa

Also. They're just a bunch of wannabes. Nobody likes a wannabe...
by Jaster
Sun Apr 02, 2017 4:52 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Metagaming: Hunting Assassins
Replies: 8
Views: 1432

Re: Metagaming: Hunting Assassins

bandits listening in to the esp network through a pendant of their own that they've either bought or gotten off someone else so maybe it wouldn't be smart to keep broadcasting your exact location as you travel the various roads of the Lost Lands Funny you mention it. That's the exact way I find mos...

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