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by Jaster
Wed Sep 19, 2018 10:02 am
Forum: Weapons
Topic: Whip Mastery
Replies: 8
Views: 3143

Re: Whip Mastery

New Ability: Whip it real good. "After long hours of study and contemplation, you have come to the conclusion that self-asphyxiation by wrapping your whip around your neck is good... it's real good." NOTE: At the cost of reduced perception, this ability will boost your natural damage resistance by p...
by Jaster
Wed Sep 19, 2018 9:59 am
Forum: Creatures
Topic: Meat from Critters
Replies: 3
Views: 59

Re: Meat from Critters

I'll take a wild guess, it kobe because you're not me.
by Jaster
Tue Sep 18, 2018 10:08 am
Forum: Creatures
Topic: Meat from Critters
Replies: 3
Views: 59

Re: Meat from Critters

Meanwhile... a bison gives one meat with several bites already taken out.

We should stop petting them and start massaging. Let's marble that meat, people!
by Jaster
Thu Aug 23, 2018 8:19 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: For Humor
Replies: 548
Views: 72914

Re: For Humor

Surely, a tale that should sit next to "The Legend of the Frigid Cuirass" in the Annals of All Legendary Stories of Legend and Legendary Yore and Stuff and Things - coming soon to a shady bookseller near you.
by Jaster
Tue Aug 21, 2018 9:18 am
Forum: Feature Requests and Suggestions
Topic: empty/discard message for powderhorns
Replies: 1
Views: 95

Re: empty/discard message for powderhorns

"Seeing that was the last of the powder, you point your unloaded firearm at an infested carrier, saying, 'Pew pew!'"
by Jaster
Fri Aug 03, 2018 6:47 am
Forum: Brotherhood of the Fist
Topic: Suggested guild ability: Sucker Punch
Replies: 1
Views: 117

Re: Suggested guild ability: Sucker Punch

So.. Kidneyshot, right?
by Jaster
Thu Jul 26, 2018 9:31 am
Forum: General Socialization
Topic: Happy valentines all
Replies: 2
Views: 324

Re: Happy valentines all

Thanks!
by Jaster
Wed May 30, 2018 10:15 am
Forum: Feature Requests and Suggestions
Topic: Offensive Tactics Buff
Replies: 5
Views: 466

Re: Offensive Tactics Buff

Jaster was always in a perpetual state of tactics dodge, but I would often use tactics offense to great effect to turn the tide of battle on my mercenary characters. Then, I also developed the turtle style of fighting using two great shields - try to penetrate me, bro. These things are easier when y...
by Jaster
Wed May 16, 2018 7:18 am
Forum: Feature Requests and Suggestions
Topic: Hurlable forageable pine cones
Replies: 7
Views: 437

Re: Hurlable forageable pine cones

While we only have snow sometimes, we have enough horses that things to throw should never be in short supply I've not seen poop on CLOK in years, well, at least 3 or so. I have wondered why because although unpleasant, it does add levity and fun to the game. :) :) As for the pine cones...absolutel...
by Jaster
Mon May 07, 2018 9:45 am
Forum: Feature Requests and Suggestions
Topic: saddle-bags instead of saddlebags
Replies: 5
Views: 252

Re: saddle-bags instead of saddlebags

Kent wrote:
Mon May 07, 2018 12:03 am
merchants are never around when required, or else if they are, they are only customizing charms and body art and not things a real old* adventurer needs.
It seems you made a typo, Kent. Don't worry, I fixed it for you! #helpnabrothaout #dontmentionit #yourewelcome
by Jaster
Tue May 01, 2018 7:02 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Useful tips.
Replies: 39
Views: 6143

Re: Useful tips.

Useful tip #1337: For a good time, pet the bison.
by Jaster
Wed Apr 18, 2018 9:34 am
Forum: Roleplaying Feedback and Shout-Outs
Topic: Giving thanks
Replies: 5
Views: 422

Re: Giving thanks

jilliana wrote:I always enjoy RP with you, Eve. You're so much fun and drama free. So refreshing!
The time immemorial debate on "cookies" vs. "biscuits" is loaded with dramatic tension.
by Jaster
Mon Mar 26, 2018 10:23 am
Forum: General Socialization
Topic: A few small ooc updates
Replies: 19
Views: 804

Re: A few small ooc updates

As a medical provider with a great interest in mental health, I would be remiss if I didn't share this with you and everyone else, Artus. It doesn't appear by your BBS profile that you're in the United States, but hopefully you can use some of the below information to connect with someone specializi...
by Jaster
Tue Jan 30, 2018 11:17 am
Forum: Mistral Lake
Topic: forces on the roads
Replies: 8
Views: 928

Re: forces on the roads

Maybe I should start playing again. I'd be happy to tell the Dominion where they can shove it. #anti-establishment
by Jaster
Fri Jan 19, 2018 11:49 am
Forum: Feature Requests and Suggestions
Topic: Make all small sheathes closable by default.
Replies: 14
Views: 751

Re: Make all small sheathes closable by default.

By that argument, you wouldn't be able to snatch a man's money belt right out of his belt loops either, but it happens every day in real life.

If you want to counter pickpocketing in all its forms, train your perception skill. It seems like you're just looking for an easy out.
by Jaster
Fri Jan 19, 2018 6:39 am
Forum: Feature Requests and Suggestions
Topic: Make all small sheathes closable by default.
Replies: 14
Views: 751

Re: Make all small sheathes closable by default.

I'm personally of the mind that a skilled pickpocket would be able to open any closed sheath, backpack, or other container on a person without it being realized. So I would argue that there should be an ability to open other peoples closed containers.
by Jaster
Sat Nov 11, 2017 11:43 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Being a Better Person
Replies: 6
Views: 429

Re: Being a Better Person

I never joke.
by Jaster
Tue Oct 03, 2017 7:57 am
Forum: General Professions
Topic: New professions?
Replies: 12
Views: 1870

Re: New professions?

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Purring.
by Jaster
Tue Jun 20, 2017 8:33 am
Forum: Shadgard
Topic: Shadgard and Utasa
Replies: 3
Views: 1419

Re: Shadgard and Utasa

Also. They're just a bunch of wannabes. Nobody likes a wannabe...
by Jaster
Sun Apr 02, 2017 4:52 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Metagaming: Hunting Assassins
Replies: 6
Views: 1188

Re: Metagaming: Hunting Assassins

bandits listening in to the esp network through a pendant of their own that they've either bought or gotten off someone else so maybe it wouldn't be smart to keep broadcasting your exact location as you travel the various roads of the Lost Lands Funny you mention it. That's the exact way I find mos...
by Jaster
Mon Mar 27, 2017 6:46 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Useful tips.
Replies: 39
Views: 6143

Re: Useful tips.

Tip of the Day: Manure is your friend.
by Jaster
Fri Mar 17, 2017 4:46 pm
Forum: Utasa
Topic: New Ability: Eavesdrop
Replies: 12
Views: 2460

Re: New Ability: Eavesdrop

It would be far more realistic to hear conversations in Mistral Lake when the Utasa is standing in Shadgard. That would be a reasonable ability, IMHO.
by Jaster
Mon Mar 13, 2017 7:42 pm
Forum: Knights Templar
Topic: Monk/Templar trainers
Replies: 7
Views: 1009

Re: Monk/Templar trainers

Kiyaani wrote:Seems there's a lot of sneaking around these days.
*GASP*
by Jaster
Sat Mar 11, 2017 2:18 pm
Forum: General Town & Outposts
Topic: Gripe about Town boards
Replies: 8
Views: 1674

Re: Gripe about Town boards

Not a Public forum to be endlessly post unwanted banter or comments regarding other posts. They're not Facebook. They're not there to post how you agree or disagree on matters. I would argue the opposite. By nature of the town boards being located in a central and public place, they are a form of p...
by Jaster
Fri Feb 17, 2017 2:16 pm
Forum: General Socialization
Topic: OOC Player Reunion Day
Replies: 9
Views: 2106

Re: OOC Player Reunion Day

See how people have been :)
Paralyzed!

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