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the Possessed bop it

Postby Tangela » Fri Oct 27, 2017 7:56 pm

A skype conversation that happened earlier I thought you guys might find funny

Tangela: I think Noctere cursed our bop it. Its making horrible hissing screaming noises like souls trapped in it. Whatever dark ritual is necessary to undo this sorcery I will do just make that horrible sound stooooooooop

Preiman: you need a bone of the father unknowingly given, flesh of the servant willingly given, and blood of the enemy forcibly taken

Tangela: Yes fine Whatever is necessary. Is there a bulk discount?

Preiman: do you think you are going to need these things more than once? what are you doing over there? besides your father only has so many bones.

Keeping in mind that my phone mic isn't quite good enough to pick up the almost-speech in it. It would play that sound for about a minute at a time every 3 minutes or so.

Preiman: yeah, we can probably manage some sort of discount
what the hell did you guys do to that thing

Tangela: I just pulled it when it said pull and apparently that released the demon. Must have been its 13^13 use or something.
And now there's a loud plain overhead this is just getting worse

Slightly edited from the original for clarity.

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Re: the Possessed bop it

Postby Noctere » Fri Oct 27, 2017 9:21 pm

It's a hobby in my spare time. You should see my collection of tickle me Elmos.
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Re: the Possessed bop it

Postby preiman » Fri Oct 27, 2017 9:23 pm

oh man those Elmos are bad enough without black magic
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Re: the Possessed bop it

Postby Tangela » Fri Oct 27, 2017 9:43 pm

Yes they really are. :D

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Re: the Possessed bop it

Postby jilliana » Sat Nov 18, 2017 11:34 pm

I've always wanted a tickle me Elmo...

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