For Humor

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Lucius
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Re: For Humor

Post by Lucius » Sun Jan 13, 2019 11:31 pm

You prepare to drag <player>.
(You may stop dragging at any time)

Roundtime: 3 seconds.

A sleek white jungle drake beats its massive wings, stirring up an exceptionally strong wind!
You are struck by hurricane-force winds!
You remain standing!

You head southeast, dragging the corpse of <player>.

Random flex moment. Also: Stormwatchers beware, there's a new kid on the scene that can get nice and close to those wind funnels.

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Re: For Humor

Post by Maeriwyn » Fri Jan 18, 2019 1:45 am

When you're having a lovely stroll through the forest, until...

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Re: For Humor

Post by Nobody » Fri Jan 18, 2019 8:04 am

For our VI community members, the previous post features a gif of a man dressed in furs and holding an axe walking to the edge of tall grass and then getting riddled with multiple dozens of arrows. He drops dead and looks like he doesn't have a square inch of the front of his body without an arrow in it from face to feet. The accuracy is impressive, as no arrows seem to have missed.

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Re: For Humor

Post by Dorn » Fri Jan 18, 2019 8:06 am

He obviously had zero perception. Pretty accurate.
~Dorn
Uyoku takes a bite of her smelly skunk poop.

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Re: For Humor

Post by Zeldryn » Fri Jun 21, 2019 11:03 am

[Haiban, Founder's Square] (gathering spot) (OutUr) [temperate] Mild, Overcast, Calm
A small garden surrounds a large bronze #statue in the middle of the square. Shaded #benches are placed around the #statue, interspersed with a variety of flowering plants. Directly opposite the #statue, against the mountains, is a large #establishment and a four-story #tower. Both are clearly upscale, based on their facades.
There is a small crowd of people here. The area is mostly quiet.
Also here: Tamsin (lying on some benches) and a dusky gray warhorse.
Obvious paths: west, north, south.
EHAvd>

You loudly whisper, "PSSSSST."

You loudly whisper, "Do you like pie?"
EHAvd>
Tamsin gets up off some benches.
Tamsin stares.
Tamsin heads into a four-story tower.
A young couple stops to inspect the statue, making hushed comments to each other.

You think to yourself, "Gods. Ya' can't even offer a stranger pie from the shadows these days."

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Re: For Humor

Post by Alila » Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:42 am

Maybe this humor is a little self indulgent and fueled with sleep deprivation, but I could not stop laughing.
Speaking to a fungus-covered bowtruckle scarab, you quietly say, "I am contractually obligated to tell you to…please get frosty."
(Afterwards)
Vlora asks, "And contractually obligated to say what?"
You quietly apologize, "I am also contractually obligated to only use the phrase during moments of suitably climactic import, Vlora. Sorry."

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Re: For Humor

Post by Alila » Sun Jul 21, 2019 7:46 am

Pleeeease help. The casualties of this encounter were my ribs, and um, maybe some flapjacks. I can think of no better place to immortalize Zoe's conversational skills. O_O

Speaking to you, Zoe exclaims, "If you want to capture a zoe.. all you got to do, is leave something shiny, on some sort of mechanism.. with a cage above, a zoe is garenteed to, pick the something shiny up, and cause the cage to fall, and.. well, then captured!"
Zoe takes a bite of her stack of maple-drenched flapjacks.
You interestedly ask, "There are multiple Zoe Explodymctriggerfingers? Or did you mean simply anyone with the name Zoe?"
You take a bite of your stack of maple-drenched flapjacks.
Biting into the wheatcake reveals a sweet, sugary maple flavor hidden within.
Speaking to you, Zoe exclaims, "Multiple zoe explodymctriggerfingers!"
Zoe nods.
Speaking to you, Zoe exclaims, "I've met a few of them, they tell me theres more out there!"
Zoe takes a bite of her stack of maple-drenched flapjacks.
Speaking to you, Zoe exclaims, "You might have met a few too.. without realizing it!"
You nod.
Zoe takes a bite of her stack of maple-drenched flapjacks.
Zoe takes a moment to look at some wanted posters hung on the Town Hall.
a Shadgard constable arrives from the east.
a Shadgard constable is followed in by a sad-eyed black and tan bloodhound.
You quietly ask, "Do you think they have different days off, or is it a day off for all Zoes?"
A Shadgard constable carefully searches the area.
Speaking to you, Zoe says, "Hmm, i think some might have different days off, theres some really.. really strange ones out there."
Zoe takes a bite of her stack of maple-drenched flapjacks.
You take a bite of your stack of maple-drenched flapjacks.
Biting into the wheatcake reveals a sweet, sugary maple flavor hidden within.
Zoe says, "Maybe i'll get to rile someones feathers today."
You quietly ask, "Hmm?"
Speaking to you, Zoe asks, "Seems like a good idea doesnt it?"
Zoe takes a bite of her stack of maple-drenched flapjacks.
You quietly ask, "If you would like to, Zoe. Did you have someone in mind?"
You take a bite of your stack of maple-drenched flapjacks.
Biting into the wheatcake reveals a sweet, sugary maple flavor hidden within.
Speaking to you, Zoe exclaims, "Hmm.. the first person i lay my eyes on, out in the wilderness!"
Zoe takes a bite of her stack of maple-drenched flapjacks.
You quietly ask, "Hopefully they have feathers to rile then, Zoe. Perhaps an archer or a bird?"
You take a bite of your stack of maple-drenched flapjacks.
Biting into the wheatcake reveals a sweet, sugary maple flavor hidden within.
Speaking to you, Zoe exclaims, "Hmm.. artus is an archer, maybe i'll get to find him!"
You quietly add, "Oh, or maybe um, someone with a particular style of hat."
Speaking to you, Zoe asks, "Such as zeldryn?"
Zoe takes a bite of her stack of maple-drenched flapjacks.
Zoe exclaims, "Well, whatever i find, theres still all day ahead of me!"
You quietly say, "He does seem to own that style of hat, yes. But um, it could be anyone, Zoe."
A Shadgard constable carefully searches the area.
You take a bite of your stack of maple-drenched flapjacks.
Biting into the wheatcake reveals a sweet, sugary maple flavor hidden within.
Speaking to you, Zoe exclaims, "A skeleton archer, with a hat, with a fluffy feather!"
Zoe nods.
A Shadgard constable carefully searches the area.
a Shadgard constable heads east.
a Shadgard constable is followed by a sad-eyed black and tan bloodhound.
You blink.
You uncertainly ask, "Um, since when were nethrim involved in this scenario?"
Speaking to you, Zoe asks, "Should they not be involved?"
You quietly reassure, "It's okay. They can be if you would like them to, Zoe. It was only unexpected--sorry."
You take a bite of your stack of maple-drenched flapjacks.
Biting into the wheatcake reveals a sweet, sugary maple flavor hidden within.
Speaking to you, Zoe says, "Ah, thats alright.. its, alright, sorry.. i didnt mean to bring up the unexpected."
You shake your head at Zoe.
You quietly reassure, "It's okay, Zoe."
Zoe gives you a lingering hug.
Speaking to you, Zoe exclaims, "Thank you!"
You give Zoe a lingering hug.
Zoe takes a bite of her stack of maple-drenched flapjacks.
You notice a point-eared scruffy coydog move stealthily into the area.
Speaking to you, Zoe asks, "Alila?"
Zoe takes a bite of her stack of maple-drenched flapjacks, finishing it off.
You think to yourself, "Hmm, yes, irony. A skeleton archer with a feathered hat and fletched arrows would certainly have many feathers. But being as none are metaphorical or even truly part of itself, they cannot be riled."
You quietly ask, "Zoe?"
Speaking to you, Zoe asks, "Thank you for the breakfast, it was a wonderful breakfast.. with you, but.. i need to have a short nap now, for a bell or two, if thats alright?"
You notice a point-eared scruffy coydog move stealthily south.
You quietly say, "Certainly, Zoe. Sleep well? Perhaps I will encounter another Zoe while you rest."
You smile at Zoe.
You take a bite of your stack of maple-drenched flapjacks.
Biting into the wheatcake reveals a sweet, sugary maple flavor hidden within.
Speaking to you, Zoe exclaims, "I do hope you do!"

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Re: For Humor

Post by Zeldryn » Fri Jul 26, 2019 4:56 pm

[CHAT - Lore Hermit Rias (Retired) (Discord)]: Aphraen, Warden of Dreams, Guardian of Temicotli, Caretaker of the World Between Worlds, and God of the Night, shows you a masterfully-crafted celestium longsword. You notice Ardor's crafting mark.

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Re: For Humor

Post by Zahrah » Mon Jul 29, 2019 8:17 am

Zeldryn darkly concludes, "Speech sigh."

[FROM Zeldryn (OOC)]: Lol. RIP
[TO Zeldryn (OOC)]: I loled.
[FROM Zeldryn (OOC)]: This is what happens when i'm uncaffeinated.

#thatlatenightRPlife
[FROM Zeldryn (OOC)]: You're a fucking amazing RPer. +1000

Dorn bluntly asks, "And does it appear I have a wagon in my pocket?"
You quip, "It would honestly not surprise me if you did."

You notice a horribly disfigured squirrel quietly scanning the area while attempting to appear nonchalant about it.

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Re: For Humor

Post by Zahrah » Sun Aug 04, 2019 11:47 pm

Speaking to Quintin, you airily declare, "I am offended, Quintin -Gregory- Wright. Wounded, even."

Talyn laughs!

Zeldryn loudly repeats, "Gregory?"

Speaking to Zeldryn, you loudly insist, "Gregory."
[FROM Zeldryn (OOC)]: You're a fucking amazing RPer. +1000

Dorn bluntly asks, "And does it appear I have a wagon in my pocket?"
You quip, "It would honestly not surprise me if you did."

You notice a horribly disfigured squirrel quietly scanning the area while attempting to appear nonchalant about it.

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Re: For Humor

Post by Talyn » Sun Aug 04, 2019 11:49 pm

You say, "Oooooo, you're in trouble."


Speaking to you, Muuno says, "She's gonna scold him like a mom now."

Speaking to Muuno, you say, "Five riln for the mom voice next."

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Re: For Humor

Post by Xanthe » Tue Aug 06, 2019 3:08 pm

Zeldryn murmurs, "Tone melodic."

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Re: For Humor

Post by Math321 » Sun Aug 11, 2019 4:50 pm

19:46:38 [CHAT - Emerald]: how do you make cooookies

19:46:52 [CHAT - Palliator Melon the Produce Puller]: with love, and vanilla

19:47:34 [CHAT - Palliator Melon the Produce Puller]: irl im gonna make peanutbutter cookies either tonight or tomorrow. depends on how cookieguest I feel

19:47:49 [CHAT - Quintin Wright]: Cookieguest is an adjective now?

19:48:11 [CHAT - Palliator Melon the Produce Puller]: cookieguest is all

19:48:22 [CHAT - Quintin Wright]: All is Cookieguest.
Characters I play:
Quintin, the Artisan.

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