For Humor

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Re: For Humor

Post by Tangela » Sat Oct 29, 2016 10:00 pm

that... was surprisingly fun:

You come out of hiding.
You pull the string of your confetti popper!
The confetti popper explodes with a bang, causing colorful confetti to spray forth and cover an infested river scavenger from head to toe!
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[Infested Village, North Bank] [temperate] Mild
Obvious paths: west.

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Re: For Humor

Post by Evelyn » Fri Nov 18, 2016 1:32 pm

So this just happened. (facepalm) But got to love Bone-White's response. I giggle snorted my drink. Sorry again guys!

20:06:09 [ESP-GRAY - Wild-Strawberry]: Impressive breast.
20:06:29 [ESP-GRAY - Bone-White]: Pardon?
20:06:35 [CHAT - Kelsus]: lol
20:06:39 [CHAT - Kelsus]: beast?
20:07:06 [CHAT - Evelyn]: OMG. Sorry1 :0
20:07:09 [ESP-GRAY - Bone-White]: I take it you've had significant success with a breastplate?

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Re: For Humor

Post by Jirato » Mon Dec 19, 2016 8:16 pm

> gm cfind caribou
a fungus-covered caribou (infested_caribou) FOUND IN x4997y5024 (150/150)north_plains deer_infested resen_nonhostile
(repeat this about 100 times in various rooms)
a red-nosed fungus-covered caribou (infested_rudolph) FOUND IN x4999y5003 (150/150)scarecrow_forest deer_infested resen_nonhostile

(I see the "nonhostile" in their AI and type up a quick few lines of code to loop through the existing critters in the game world and update them...)
> bugfix
Done!

> gm cfind caribou
a fungus-covered caribou (infested_caribou) FOUND IN x4997y5024 (150/150)north_plains deer_infested resen
(repeat this about 100 times in various rooms)
a red-nosed fungus-covered caribou (infested_rudolph) FOUND IN x4999y5003 (150/150)scarecrow_forest deer_infested resen
(Note the lack of "nonhostile" next to their AI...)

[ESP-GRAY - Deep-Carmine]: Ack!
[ESP-GRAY - Cinnamon]: Damn it, someone attacked the main one, this one is attackin me.
(Chaos follows)
Any timing of my "bugfix" command with someone attacking the red-nosed caribou was purely coincidental, however, I love the reaction. :-)
[GMCHAT Uyoku]: Octum is when the octumbunny comes around and lays pumpkins everywhere right?
[GMCHAT Rias]: Dimmes says "oh hai :) u need healz? ill get u dont worry thaum lasers pew pew pew lol"
[CHAT - GameMaster Rias would totally nuke Rooks]: Here's how elemancy works: The freeblegreeble and the zippoflasm have to be combined with the correct ration of himbleplimp, then you add the gargenheimer and adjust the froopulon for the pattern you want, apply some tarratarrtarr, yibble the wantaban, and let 'er rip!

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Re: For Humor

Post by Lun » Tue Mar 14, 2017 4:18 pm

Speaking to Saeda, a bored-looking bouncer asks, "What is he on about?"
Speaking to a bored-looking bouncer, Saeda resignedly says, "I don't even know anymore."
You exclaim, "I don't know either!"
You fold your arms across your chest.
A bored-looking bouncer chuckles.

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Re: For Humor

Post by Noctere » Thu Mar 16, 2017 5:21 pm

Image

For screen readers this shows a black t-shirt with the words, "SAVE THE NETHRIM!" all in caps.
It's not easy being evil...

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Re: For Humor

Post by Kiyaani » Thu Mar 16, 2017 5:25 pm

For the VI group - his post is a picture of a t-shirt that says "save the nethrim!".

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Re: For Humor

Post by Dakhal » Fri Mar 24, 2017 1:56 am

You hand over 720 riln and purchase 4 fauteuil ebonwood chairs, which you put into your sizeable ebon leather rucksack with a silver capped leather cinch.

I'm pretty great.

Yeah.

Just let me shove the tea table in there and I have a portable party! Tea, anyone?
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Re: For Humor

Post by Zahrah » Fri Apr 07, 2017 8:32 pm

An old man who lies fast asleep by the stage suddenly awakes again, this time with a yell of, "MORE WINE!" The finely dressed waiter hears the call but this time chooses to ignore it. Again the old man awakes and yells, "MORE MINE!". The waiter also ignores this. And again the old man yells, "BOAR VINE!" By this time everyone is ignoring him and his wife comes up and drags him away via his loose coat shoulders.

(Hakon's eyes sharpen at the sound of the word "boar," but he loses interest almost immediately after seeing no such creature in the immediate area.)
I literally loled.
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You notice a horribly disfigured squirrel quietly scanning the area while attempting to appear nonchalant about it.

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Re: For Humor

Post by Jirato » Sun Apr 09, 2017 4:52 am

Dorn - Today at 7:50 AM
something I'm doing is about to get nerfed... maybe if I stand still, it won't happen
GMs are like T-Rexs.
If you don't move, they don't know you're there
[GMCHAT Uyoku]: Octum is when the octumbunny comes around and lays pumpkins everywhere right?
[GMCHAT Rias]: Dimmes says "oh hai :) u need healz? ill get u dont worry thaum lasers pew pew pew lol"
[CHAT - GameMaster Rias would totally nuke Rooks]: Here's how elemancy works: The freeblegreeble and the zippoflasm have to be combined with the correct ration of himbleplimp, then you add the gargenheimer and adjust the froopulon for the pattern you want, apply some tarratarrtarr, yibble the wantaban, and let 'er rip!

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Re: For Humor

Post by Lun » Mon Oct 30, 2017 7:28 am

Gralkik, the knight in shining armor, arrives to save the day! Fear the mighty spider slayer!
You peer into a web-covered tunnel and see ...
[Complete Darkness]
It's too dark to see anything here!
Obvious exits: unknown

((Later, once inside.))

a hairy green-brown spider arrives from the north.
a sleek black spider arrives from the north.
Gralkik is revealed by a sleek black spider!
Gralkik says, "Lots of spiders."
an albino spider arrives from the north.

A sleek black spider turns and fires a mass of sticky webbing from its spinners.
Gralkik is bound tightly in a mass of sticky webbing!

Gralkik struggles to break free of the sticky webbing.

You hurl a molten boulder at a hairy green-brown spider.
Socket crushed and eyeball popped.
A hairy green-brown spider has been defeated.
Roundtime: 5 seconds.

Gralkik struggles to break free of the sticky webbing.

You hurl a molten boulder at a sleek black spider.
Socket crushed and eyeball popped.
A sleek black spider has been defeated.
Roundtime: 5 seconds.

Gralkik struggles to break free of the sticky webbing.

An albino spider attacks Gralkik with its leaping bite!
Gralkik falls to the ground!

Gralkik struggles to break free of the sticky webbing.

You hurl a molten boulder at an albino spider.
A molten boulder hurtles toward an albino spider.
Dodged!
Roundtime: 5 seconds.

Gralkik struggles to break free of the sticky webbing.

You hurl a molten boulder at an albino spider.
A molten boulder hurtles toward an albino spider.
Dodged!
Roundtime: 5 seconds.

Gralkik struggles to break free of the sticky webbing.

An albino spider attacks Gralkik with its leaping bite!
Piercing strike hits the jugular and death quickly follows.
Gralkik has been defeated.
... Poor Gralkik barely lasted 20 seconds. RIP, Gralkik, RIP. You will be missed.

For the record, the next one hit. Is it my fault? It was a very nimble spider!

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Re: For Humor

Post by Evelyn » Mon Nov 27, 2017 6:05 pm

This made me giggle! <3 Zoe.

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Re: For Humor

Post by Shainar » Sat Jan 20, 2018 12:13 am

An inky black shade attacks you with its chilling touch!
chilling touch (+*****) (M:258 vs D:0 B:0 P:0) 25 nether damage (left eye)
Eyeball dissolves into wisps of inky smoke, leaving an empty socket behind.
Shainar has been defeated.

[DEAD]>

TIP: Armor is tougher than skin. Wearing armor can help improve your chances of survival.
(You can disable this by typing option showtips.)
Well played, tip system. Well played.

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Re: For Humor

Post by Evelyn » Sun Apr 22, 2018 1:55 pm

Marl gazes at you before raising his hand in a rude gesture.
[CHAT - Marl succeeds to amuse]: WRONG emote.

Cute!
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Re: For Humor

Post by Ardor » Fri Apr 27, 2018 9:07 am

Just making sure this doesn't vanish into the void of discord chat.
Rias - Yesterday at 6:37 PM
Here is Rook. Look at Rook. Rook must cook. Rook needs book. Rook needs book to learn to cook. Rook needs to get a Rook Cook Book.
Rook took book from cook-book nook. Rook hangs cook-book on a hook to look at book while trying to cook.

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Re: For Humor

Post by Akila » Sat May 19, 2018 9:04 am

Hakkon says, "I shall find a different spot to make my hunt. Apologies. If I can I shall send one your way."

Hakkon heads south.

A dirt-covered scavenger comes hurtling in from the south and lands on the ground with a crash!
31 crush damage to the left eye!
Just perfect. Thanks, Hakkon.
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Re: For Humor

Post by Hakkon » Sat May 19, 2018 9:11 am

Akila wrote:
Sat May 19, 2018 9:04 am
Hakkon says, "I shall find a different spot to make my hunt. Apologies. If I can I shall send one your way."

Hakkon heads south.

A dirt-covered scavenger comes hurtling in from the south and lands on the ground with a crash!
31 crush damage to the left eye!
Just perfect. Thanks, Hakkon.
It's. Beautiful.

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Re: For Humor

Post by Fayne » Tue May 29, 2018 8:02 pm

The ranger Relyna says, "We've heard that a lot of people have been harvesting skyroot in the wilderness. Head out to the Forgotten Meadow area and see if you can find some to cultivate."
How forgotten can a place be when you're being told to go there to cultivate herbs for the "lot of people" that are frequenting it?
A scrawny alley cat stares after the dog with big green eyes.
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A scrawny alley cat hisses angrily.

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